TheStraightPipes gave the 2025 BMW Alpina XB7 a positive 63/100 OctaneScore, praising its exceptional performance (631 hp, authentic V8 backfires) and striking design (aggressive diamond-pattern headlights, beautiful Alpina green 2 metallic finish), while also highlighting impressive cabin tech like the fancy crystal shifter and Alpina-specific steering wheel. The main drawbacks are the comfort-focused suspension modes that cause excessive body float and head movement rather than keeping the car planted, plus the steep $175,000-$195,500 CAD price tag that reviewers note is "a lot of money." This SUV is best suited for buyers who prioritize performance and luxury over everyday practicality and value, and who can afford to keep BMW's high maintenance costs in check without even having a traditional dipstick to check the oil.